9x12" Old Is Gold (or so I'm told) a Poem About Aging. I cannot see, I cannot pee, I'm scared by new technology. I cannot chew, I cannot screw. For crying out loud, what can I do? My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, I don't much care what anyone thinks. No sense of smell, I look like hell. I'm often puzzled, can you tell? My skin is drooping, shoulders stooping, (I'm even having trouble pooping.) Retirement has come at last, but 'The Golden Years' can kiss my ass! Vertical Wood Sign with Flat edge.
Sawdust City signs are made from solid knotty pine, so please allow for slight imperfections - as wood is imperfect by its nature - but only adds to the character of the product. It is intended to have a rustic, old look and feel. Expect knots, variance in color, and natural cracks - as well as small edge “dents” or chips.
Keywords: old age, funny, humorous
